npower League One

I always got told not to wear green as it is an unlucky colour. No reason was given for the unlucky, no explanation or justification, just, "don't wear green", and I didn't wear it at all for years.  Wot a scaredy-cat. Now I will prove to you with, errr, SCIENCE, that green is not an unlucky colour, it's quite nice actually.

METHOD, DATA and OBSERVATIONS
I started off with some Superdrug MUA Shade 13, which is a good, bold green with a bit of a soft side to it. Is the name 13 unlucky? We'll find out. You may be able to note the slightly pearly finish and the smoothly-applied two coats; yep, they all look fine, a bottle costs a quid at Superdrug, good job, now back to the science.

Superdrug MUA Shade 13. Is it unlucky?

I observed no bad luck and did really well on Guitar Hero Metallica - maybe green wasn't so unlucky after all. Testing the theory further, I applied more green in the form of Nfu.Oh 056 over top of the MUA Shade 13.

Delicious, yummy flakies

I'l love a tank in this colour, but without the tip-wear, ta.

Then wonderful things happened:

• My <3 football team Stevenage Boro got promoted to League One. Such a beautiful, totally unexpected thing. Should have put a fiver on it at the beginning of the season. 
• Manchester United lost the Champions League. Haha. 
• Mr Luton and I completed a good section of Army of Two TFD co-op on Contractor difficulty with no arguments whatsoever -- a very, very rare and unusual side-effect indeed. Rubbish game, mind.
• Other general \o/ stuff.  

CONCLUSION 
Green owns. Wear more green. The Master Chief is lucky and loves Nfu.Oh 056. See?

Nfu. Oh 056. Better than spamming hologram.

Just One Fix

Didn't want to get rid of my Damien Hirst skull nails but needed to do something with my hands otherwise I believe my head would have exploded due to the wanton desire for nicotine I was having.

Here is the Master Chief wearing some Orly Meet Me Under The Mistletoe -- this is the armour upgrade he's been waiting for for years and years, though I reckon he could have done with another coat.

I don't think that his new paint job will stand up to the trials of battle and sticky grenades and marines driving Warthogs but it looks grand and I still want a cigarette but I'm going to get some Nubar Absolute instead. Yeah.